she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
why do cheetos always look like penises
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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