you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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