Swine flu. Run for my life!
everyone is single if you try hard enough
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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