oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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