I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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