I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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