Swine flu. Run for my life!
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol