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  I feel like abortions should bother me more

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.

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• (607): View more from New York

  just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.

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• (347): View more from New York

  You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?

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• (786): View more from Florida

  And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me

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• (210): View more from Texas

  last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.

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