Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.

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(248): View more from Michigan

had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall

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(518): View more from New York

He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.

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(415): View more from California

I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.

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(708): View more from Illinois

To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom

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(727): View more from Florida

As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive

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