Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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