Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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