don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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