I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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