so that wasnt chicken after all
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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