Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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