That's intense
Pappa wants mamma naked
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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