is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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