It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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