My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Randomize
