Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
