Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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