Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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