Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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