I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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