Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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