Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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