a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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