I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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