You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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