U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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