whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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