Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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