I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Rumble strips road head = magical
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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