We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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