i was born a porn star she said
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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