Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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