My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
