At least make sure they are 18
Why
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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