I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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