yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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