I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he was CRYING into my vagina
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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