he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
