The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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