I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box