omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.