I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
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What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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