So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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