His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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