Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
When did angry sex become our thing?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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