Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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