Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
The ass gains better be worth it
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