Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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