How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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