69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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