I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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