Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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