An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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