That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I need water and some morals
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