How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I think I am morally bankrupt
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
21 ‘Don’t Say It’ Tweets That Are Gonna Get Said Every Damn Time
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Is Oprah even human
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol