it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
