Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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