your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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